Once upon a time, not so long ago, there was a little pub called the Lamb and Flag. The Lamb and Flag sat on a busy street corner, looking out over a dockyard full of giant shipping containers.

Here’s a list of regulars at the Lamb and Flag:

• Big Kevin
• Jimmy the Hat
• Minty Hepburn
• Uncle Barry

Anyone calling in around five-ish was sure to find the regulars at the bar. Except on Fridays, of course. On Fridays, they made their weekly pilgrimage to the Hand and Raquet to play the Noël Edmonds quiz machine.